ok so that thread got well out of hand, but at least something funny came out of it. this from lessrestneeded:



Looks like dem bad ass weegie mofos startin trouble again

Team Glasgow- It'll be RST and MC Sian joining forces putting differences aside and puttin on hard man looks ,closely followed by top junglist soldier gonzo (who obviously is the best jungle dj north of the border) and a few other cottaging bastards. Reset giving the orders ie flank them, were gonna live evil there ass and such like

Team Edinburgh- JBD, Captain and Ali-M carrying chibs with the rest of the menacing obscene crew on alert with their jump up bizness. Rumours of Gmac making an appearance with Dj Kiddy fiddler 'gaun pure mental wi his beyonce dubplates'

Meet up in a field off the M8 about quater past nine, evening of course 'strictly no machetes' (this rule will be enforced coz ive got a dog and a machete and i well quoted in using them likes) I'm the referee of course (and trust me I will fucking regulate all your asses) with a select panel of judges including Jimmy Saville and Alan Hansen.

Losers have to lick their teammates arses in a daisychain fashion supervised by Michael 'Big Man' Barrymore

Let the greatest battle of all time commence

  ¶ 2:45 PM